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Image of Scott Mortensen on Everest summit in May 21st, 2008 (click to enlarge).
"Now was time, I had thought. Now's the time for a looney carrying an egg on a spoon to the very top of Mt Everest."

Baltoro 1993 Bob A. Schelfhout Aubertijn (click to enlarge).
K2. Bob A. Schelfhout Aubertijn (click to enlarge).
"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." All images courtesy of Bob A. Schelfhout Aubertijn.



First on Everest

Posted: Jun 03, 2008 05:54 pm EDT

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(MountEverest.net) "Another disappointment when I put down the phone." "The food industry wouldn't support my attempt on Everest as they had just signed a contract with a guy from Wyoming who had plans to carry a bottle of ketchup to the summit." <cutoff><b>FIRST ON EVEREST</b><i>An opinionated satire by Bob A. Schelfhout Aubertijn</i>"A world's first, as they announced it. I was left bereaved in the same way when the pharmaceuticals had turned me down. And the fast-food franchise that didn't want to be associated with an egg on a spoon.""The big mountains had attracted a lot of weird folk over the...

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