The 12 Funniest Exploration Books

Editor’s note: This personal list by author Lawrence Millman diplomatically omits Millman’s own masterpiece, Last Places, which many would include in this company.

— The Ascent of Rum Doodle, by E.W. Bowman.  A novel that parodies particularly robust mountaineering expeditions.

— Ninety-Two Days, by Evelyn Waugh.   A mordantly comic (and sometimes nasty) narrative of traveling through British Guinea in the early 1930s.

— Salt Water Taffy, or 20,000 Leagues Away From the Sea, by June Triplett (actually, Corey Ford).  A hilarious parody of seafaring tales, putatively written by the daughter of a sea captain.

— Arctic Solitaire: A Boat, A Bay, and the Quest for a Perfect Bear, by Paul Souders.   A harrowingly funny book about traveling up the west coast of Hudson Bay in a small boat by a fellow who has almost no knowledge of how to handle a boat.

— Map of My Dead Pilots, by Colleen Mondor.  This oft-tragic account of bush piloting in Alaska contains a surprising number of humorous moments.

— The Sex Lives of Cannibals, by J. Maarten Troost.   A funny, although sometimes too funny, narrative of hanging out with former cannibals in the South Pacific.

— The Innocents Abroad, by Mark Twain.   American’s greatest humorist describes what it’s like to travel to Europe and the Holy Land on a chartered cruise ship named Quaker City.

— Thirty Years in the Golden North, by Jan Welzl.   An Arctic pseudo-memoir that describes (among other things) its author’s being elected the first ever Czech “Eskimo chieftain” in the New Siberia Islands.

— Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw, by Will Ferguson.   A travel narrative that takes on the question of Canadian identity altogether unseriously.

— Letters from a Lost Uncle, by Mervyn Peake.  Written in the form of letters from an uncle lost in the Arctic, this absolutely hilarious illustrated parody describes a search for (among other things) a rare arctic lion.

— Big Dead Place, by Nicholas Johnson.   A cynical, informative, biting and humorous book about what it’s like to spend a year at various stations in Antarctica.

— Vagrant Viking, by Peter Freuchen.   An off-the-wall memoir that includes Freuchen’s classic description of using pieces of his frozen shit as pitons to climb out of an ice crevice.